Kissing booth

  • NOBO friend: Did you hear the radio this morning? They were taking a poll of which Presidential candidate would be a better kisser.
  • Cady: Um, that's kind of weird.
  • NOBO friend: I know! My co-worker was like, "And this is related to the issues how?"
  • Cady: That's the point: it ISN'T! Haven't you heard? No one cares about the issues anymore. It's all about who's hot and who's not.
  • NOBO friend: My co-worker then was like, "Maybe it has to do with health care; you know, 'practice safe kissing and don't spread germs around' or something."
  • Cady: LOL, brilliant! Any other ideas?
  • NOBO friend: Well, she suggested having kissing booths instead of voting booths, and people put their votes in based on that.
  • Cady: ... But, then, we know who'd win!
  • NOBO friend: Which is why we nixed the idea IMMEDIATELY
∞ 3 years ago