October 2008
1 post
September 2008
6 posts
OBAMA OBJECTS (BUT HE'S WRONG) →
A follow-up to the previous Post article.
- Hale
OBAMA TRIED TO STALL GIS' IRAQ WITHDRAWAL →
The article from the New York Post that spawned the video below.
- Hale
August 2008
9 posts
WatchObamanabull by E-shy
A clever NOBO rap.
- Hale
July 2008
97 posts
WatchLeave BO Alone!
If you don’t get the reference, here’s the original: Leave Britney Alone!
(Warning: Explicit language in both videos)
- Hale
“I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best...”
– - BO, speaking on July 29th, 2008 (really now, who else could it be?)
I don’t think I can stomach too much more of BO’s hubris. Four more years of this would probably give me an aneurysm. With any luck, voters will feel the same way.
-Hale
BO lied about personal and political history in... →
Once again, BO plays fast and loose with well-documented facts, and the MSM doesn’t seem to care.
- Hale
BO lied about climate change in Berlin →
Evidently, BO takes the same care to avoid scientific error as he does to avoid contradicting himself: none whatsoever.
- Hale
BO ventured forth to bring light to the world →
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African...
WatchBO: Building a Religion
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- Hale
Google Has Censored BO: Building a Religion →
The video directly below no longer works. Why? Because Google has decided that they are in the tank for BO, that’s why. This isn’t the first time something like this has happened, and I’m getting really upset with Google.
Technically, you can still watch the video, but you have to provide age verification, and all embeddings have been disabled.
- Hale
BO: The Gilderoy Lockhart of Candidates →
Anyone who has read Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets will immediately understand this reference.
- Hale
BO opposed Iranian divestment →
You got Punk’d by BO!
BO is not on the Senate Banking Committee. BO did not vote on the bill he now takes credit for. In fact, BO opposed the bill, denigrating it as “sabre-rattling against Iran.”
From anyone else, I would be shocked and appalled. For BO, this is business as usual.
- Hale
“Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., and his allies have been hitting Sen. Barack Obama,...”
– (via Political Punch)
BO subordinates his duties as an elected official to his personal political aspirations. Would he act any differently in a more powerful office?
- Hale
“It’s infuriating, but it’s not surprising, because let’s face it: What happened...”
– - BO speaking in Glamour Magazine, when asked about his wife’s negative image (via Gateway Pundit)
Gosh, that right wing media is so mean! This is all their fault.
- Hale
BO Flexes His Muscles →
With all the fawning media coverage of BO, one might be forgiven for taking this seriously.
- Hale
“…networks were chafing at what the executives at all three described as an...”
– - New York Times, on network coverage of BO’s imminent Iraq trip
BO knows that he owns the networks. I wish the American people knew it too.
- Hale
“Senator John McCain’s trip to Iraq last spring was a low-key affair: With his...”
– - New York Times (via Gateway Pundit)
I am not surprised by this level of media bias, but I am surprised that people continue to take seriously the MSM’s claims of impartiality.
- Hale
“THE OBAMA MOVEMENT’S CALL FOR DEATH TO WOMEN WHO OPPOSE HIM WATCH
So far, my...”
– (From Puma Pac)
Will BO address the crazies in his ranks? Probably not. Like Ron Paul before him, he can’t afford to lose the fringe vote.
-Hale
Hill Democrats miffed at BO →
After a brief bout of Obamamania, some Capitol Hill Democrats have begun to complain privately that Barack Obama’s presidential campaign is insular, uncooperative and inattentive to their hopes for a broad Democratic victory in November. “They think they know what’s right and everyone else is wrong on everything,” groused one senior Senate Democratic aide. “They are kind of insufferable at this...
“I think the American people have had enough of stubbornness and inflexibility in...”
– Randy Scheunemann, McCain adviser and neocon, describing Obama as stubborn as George W. Bush on Iraq. Looks like the McCain campaign has flip-flopped on it’s attack strategy. Last week they were saying Obama was a flip-flopper on Iraq. (via election08)
This blog post completely misses the point. ...
Kissing booth
NOBO friend: Did you hear the radio this morning? They were taking a poll of which Presidential candidate would be a better kisser.
Cady: Um, that's kind of weird.
NOBO friend: I know! My co-worker was like, "And this is related to the issues how?"
Cady: That's the point: it ISN'T! Haven't you heard? No one cares about the issues anymore. It's all about who's hot and who's not.
NOBO friend: My co-worker then was like, "Maybe it has to do with health care; you know, 'practice safe kissing and don't spread germs around' or something."
Cady: LOL, brilliant! Any other ideas?
NOBO friend: Well, she suggested having kissing booths instead of voting booths, and people put their votes in based on that.
Cady: ... But, then, we know who'd win!
NOBO friend: Which is why we nixed the idea IMMEDIATELY
WatchWho’s a better kisser?
Well, I am SO glad America has their priorities in order.
And, let me just say, without considering the actual people involved, I would rather kiss the more experienced person than the newbie. Newbies don’t really know what to do with their mouths, tongues, etc. A more experienced kisser would be a better time.
With that said, I ask you, dear reader: Of the...
May We Mock, Barack? →
On Tuesday, Andy Borowitz satirized on that subject. He said that Obama, sympathetic to comics’ attempts to find jokes to make about him, had put out a list of official ones, including this:
“A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. The salesman says, ‘I was expecting the farmer’s daughter.’ Barack Obama replies, ‘She’s not...
Obama says New Yorker insulted Muslim Americans →
More on the “BO changes his tune re: the New Yorker cover”:
Obama said he’s developed “a pretty thick skin” running for president and has “seen and heard worse.”
“I do think that, you know, in attempting to satirize something, they probably fueled some misconceptions about me instead,” he said. “But, you know, that was their editorial...